{"id":3229,"date":"2024-01-17T22:52:31","date_gmt":"2024-01-18T03:52:31","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/fredhatt.com\/antimony\/?p=3229"},"modified":"2024-01-16T00:21:26","modified_gmt":"2024-01-16T05:21:26","slug":"injuries-of-the-chair","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/fredhatt.com\/antimony\/2024\/01\/17\/injuries-of-the-chair\/","title":{"rendered":"INJURIES OF THE CHAIR"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-3199 aligncenter\" src=\"http:\/\/fredhatt.com\/antimony\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/2023-12-abst-06-s-300x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"http:\/\/fredhatt.com\/antimony\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/2023-12-abst-06-s-300x300.jpg 300w, http:\/\/fredhatt.com\/antimony\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/2023-12-abst-06-s-150x150.jpg 150w, http:\/\/fredhatt.com\/antimony\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/2023-12-abst-06-s-768x768.jpg 768w, http:\/\/fredhatt.com\/antimony\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/2023-12-abst-06-s.jpg 1000w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><br \/>\nThe chair numbs the thighs<br \/>\ncurls the tail under<br \/>\nmakes the brain the big boss<br \/>\ngrounding gets sloppy!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">The chair turns off the pelvis<br \/>\ndams the taint and sphincters<br \/>\nungrounds and isolates<br \/>\nall for a brain in a jar!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Sit and rise and shit and smile<br \/>\nlet the tail wave freely<br \/>\nbrain and pelvis balanced<br \/>\nin a gigantic figure eight<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong><span style=\"font-size: 36pt;\">\u221e<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong><em>let\u00a0 \u00a0the\u00a0 \u00a0tail\u00a0 \u00a0and\u00a0 \u00a0the\u00a0 \u00a0crown\u00a0 \u00a0be\u00a0 \u00a0equals<\/em><\/strong><br \/>\n<strong><em>and\u00a0 \u00a0what\u00a0 \u00a0is\u00a0 \u00a0between\u00a0 \u00a0them\u00a0 \u00a0will\u00a0 \u00a0thrive<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-size: 36pt;\"><strong>8<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The chair numbs the thighs curls the tail under makes the brain the big boss grounding gets sloppy! The chair turns off the pelvis dams the taint and sphincters ungrounds and isolates all for a brain in a jar! Sit and rise and shit and smile let the tail wave freely brain and pelvis balanced&hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"simppeli-read-more\"><a href=\"http:\/\/fredhatt.com\/antimony\/2024\/01\/17\/injuries-of-the-chair\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">INJURIES OF THE CHAIR<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"_wpscppro_dont_share_socialmedia":null,"_wpscppro_custom_social_share_image":0,"_facebook_share_type":"","_twitter_share_type":"","_linkedin_share_type":"","_pinterest_share_type":"","_linkedin_share_type_page":"","_instagram_share_type":"","_medium_share_type":"","_threads_share_type":"","_google_business_share_type":"","_selected_social_profile":[],"_wpsp_enable_custom_social_template":false,"_wpsp_social_scheduling":{"enabled":false,"datetime":null,"platforms":[],"status":"template_only","dateOption":"today","timeOption":"now","customDays":"","customHours":"","customDate":"","customTime":"","schedulingType":"absolute"},"_wpsp_active_default_template":true},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3229","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p9EaEv-Q5","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/fredhatt.com\/antimony\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3229","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/fredhatt.com\/antimony\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/fredhatt.com\/antimony\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/fredhatt.com\/antimony\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/fredhatt.com\/antimony\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3229"}],"version-history":[{"count":19,"href":"http:\/\/fredhatt.com\/antimony\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3229\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3248,"href":"http:\/\/fredhatt.com\/antimony\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3229\/revisions\/3248"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/fredhatt.com\/antimony\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3229"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/fredhatt.com\/antimony\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3229"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/fredhatt.com\/antimony\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3229"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}