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\nArtists who flog their own backs
\nArtists who pass peas through a straw
\nArtists who merely dampen the page, then let it dry
\nArtists who paint their own guts, by a surgical procedure
\nArtists who rent rooms and live in them
\nArtists who speak to trees, flowers, & birds
\nArtists who swallow horror
\nArtists who hone in
\nArtists who bask in the glory of desire
\nArtists who bathe in the suction-cup of the lamb
\nArtists who type on tires, ties, & tiles
\nArtists who regurgitate bile
\nArtists who engrave their teeth
\nArtists who mutilate their features
\nArtists who get their hair done
\nArtists who pet dogs
\nArtists who do not enjoy anything
\nArtists who absolutely love everything!
\nArtists who speak in tongues
\nArtists who draw in sparks
\nArtists who kill people
\nArtists who die of AIDS or the bubonic plague
\nArtists who rotate on a spit
\nArtists who will surely go to Hell
\nArtists who carry peace in their hearts
\nArtists who quell fear in their breasts
\nArtists who engage in brilliant rhetoric
\nArtists who speak their mind
\nArtists who play baseball
\nArtists who can do the hula hoop
\nArtists who paint as a catharsis
\nArtists who sculpt as relaxation
\nArtists who exist almost by error
\nArtists with a hidden double
\nArtists in tones of gray
\nArtists on fields of ice
\nArtists holding hands and laughing
\nArtists working fields in Southeast Asia
\nArtists dancing naked in the streets
\nArtists holding wood over their heads
\nArtists in the DNA lab
\nArtists in the bondage of tyranny
\nArtists on every front page
\nArtists indulging in zest & vim
\nArtists quietly going about their business
\nArtists hanging around in the bed all day
\nArtists opening packages and laughing
\nArtists putting dirt on clean clothes
\nArtists spitting on their own work
\nArtists jacking off as a matter of principle
\nArtists cracking eggs to get off on the goo
\nArtists whiffing the aroma of desire
\nArtists frantically pulling off clothing
\nArtists crashing in the noonday sun
\nArtists making impassioned pleas
\nArtists looking like mad dogs
\nGolden buddhas and chic svelte types
\nAnd the ever-present caveman<\/p>\n

written 1987<\/em><\/p>\n

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Artists who flog their own backs Artists who pass peas through a straw Artists who merely dampen the page, then let it dry Artists who paint their own guts, by a surgical procedure Artists who rent rooms and live in them Artists who speak to trees, flowers, & birds Artists who swallow horror Artists who… <\/p>\n

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