{"id":1160,"date":"2019-12-26T00:13:21","date_gmt":"2019-12-26T05:13:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/fredhatt.com\/antimony\/?p=1160"},"modified":"2019-12-16T19:48:59","modified_gmt":"2019-12-17T00:48:59","slug":"joke","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/fredhatt.com\/antimony\/2019\/12\/26\/joke\/","title":{"rendered":"JOKE"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-1167 aligncenter\" src=\"http:\/\/fredhatt.com\/antimony\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/2019-12-abst-06s-300x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"http:\/\/fredhatt.com\/antimony\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/2019-12-abst-06s-300x300.jpg 300w, http:\/\/fredhatt.com\/antimony\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/2019-12-abst-06s-150x150.jpg 150w, http:\/\/fredhatt.com\/antimony\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/2019-12-abst-06s-768x768.jpg 768w, http:\/\/fredhatt.com\/antimony\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/2019-12-abst-06s.jpg 1000w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><br \/>\nArt Fart,<br \/>\nduct taped,<br \/>\nclever.<br \/>\nNo magic tho!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Market Magic,<br \/>\nfaux vaped,<br \/>\nleather.<br \/>\nGo man go!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Semi Idiotic,<br \/>\njargon garbed,<br \/>\nwreathed.<br \/>\nNo means No!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Art Fart, duct taped, clever. No magic tho! Market Magic, faux vaped, leather. Go man go! Semi Idiotic, jargon garbed, wreathed. No means No!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"_wpscppro_dont_share_socialmedia":false,"_wpscppro_custom_social_share_image":0,"_facebook_share_type":"","_twitter_share_type":"","_linkedin_share_type":"","_pinterest_share_type":"","_linkedin_share_type_page":"","_instagram_share_type":"","_medium_share_type":"","_threads_share_type":"","_google_business_share_type":"","_selected_social_profile":[],"_wpsp_enable_custom_social_template":false,"_wpsp_social_scheduling":{"enabled":false,"datetime":null,"platforms":[],"status":"template_only","dateOption":"today","timeOption":"now","customDays":"","customHours":"","customDate":"","customTime":"","schedulingType":"absolute"},"_wpsp_active_default_template":true},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1160","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/s9EaEv-joke","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/fredhatt.com\/antimony\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1160","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/fredhatt.com\/antimony\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/fredhatt.com\/antimony\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/fredhatt.com\/antimony\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/fredhatt.com\/antimony\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1160"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/fredhatt.com\/antimony\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1160\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1169,"href":"http:\/\/fredhatt.com\/antimony\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1160\/revisions\/1169"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/fredhatt.com\/antimony\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1160"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/fredhatt.com\/antimony\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1160"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/fredhatt.com\/antimony\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1160"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}